LOOKS EMPTY
STAGE DECORATION
WITH RURAL
NUANSA. MUSIC
SOUNDS gising
JAVA. BRING
IN THE
mbok MENAH
winnowing CONTAIN
RICE, THEN
INTRODUCE OURSELVES to
the audience.
Mbok MENAH
The audience, introduce my name mBok Menah. I was, simboknya the klenting. Brothers need to know that I am very proud to have children are beautiful, clever-clever, healthy, filial to parents, obedient again. Anyway no one countering them throughout the village. Been much the village youth who apply for them. Eh, it's so the audience, I want to cook permission first. Because my children have not had breakfast.
Mbok MENAH
The audience, introduce my name mBok Menah. I was, simboknya the klenting. Brothers need to know that I am very proud to have children are beautiful, clever-clever, healthy, filial to parents, obedient again. Anyway no one countering them throughout the village. Been much the village youth who apply for them. Eh, it's so the audience, I want to cook permission first. Because my children have not had breakfast.
THEN EXIT STAGE mbok MENAH. SEQUENTIALLY LOUD MUSIC SOUNDS, THE ENTRY accompany KLENTING. THEN THEY INTRODUCE YOURSELF.
K.ABANG
Greetings ... the audience ... introducing ... we are the children klenting mBok Menah. My name Klenting brother, this is the oldest I know ...!...
K.IJO
My name Klenting Ijo.
K.BIRU
If I Klenting Blue.
K.UNGU
If I Klenting Purple
K.ABANG
The audience, we are soooo fond of the mbuk us. Because it gives us the freedom mbok for us. That means we believe our simbok. Betul'kan my brothers and sisters?
K.IJO
That's right audience! We-we's''re still young. Young age should be utilized to the utmost, life's just one time should not be wasted ... hi ... hi ... hi ...
K.ABANG
Eh, my brothers! Already, let's go, kitaharus help simbok cook! Come on!
KLENTING-KLENTING GOING OUT STAGE, BUT suddenly came KLENTING YELLOW.
K.KUNING
Excuse me ... excuse me ... kolonuwun ... spada ...
My name Klenting Ijo.
K.BIRU
If I Klenting Blue.
K.UNGU
If I Klenting Purple
K.ABANG
The audience, we are soooo fond of the mbuk us. Because it gives us the freedom mbok for us. That means we believe our simbok. Betul'kan my brothers and sisters?
K.IJO
That's right audience! We-we's''re still young. Young age should be utilized to the utmost, life's just one time should not be wasted ... hi ... hi ... hi ...
K.ABANG
Eh, my brothers! Already, let's go, kitaharus help simbok cook! Come on!
KLENTING-KLENTING GOING OUT STAGE, BUT suddenly came KLENTING YELLOW.
K.KUNING
Excuse me ... excuse me ... kolonuwun ... spada ...
KLENTING-KLENTING
TURNED WAY
TO KLENTING
YELLOW. KLENTING
ABANG KLENTING
NEAR YELLOW.
K.ABANG
What is it, who want to meet?
K.KUNING
I ... I ... I was a homeless wanderer. I also do not have parents. I begged my brother make you ... please ...
K.IJO
What? Want to ride here? Sorry! is not no place.
K.UNGU
Yes! You better find somewhere else! Here the place was full! Let's go there!
K.KUNING
Please ... I beg you ... I want to be told what deh ... please ...
K.ABANG
Plas plis plis plas! Ngomongnya just weird already there go alone! Not level!
BUT STILL FORCED TO YELLOW KLENTING commotion. Mbok MENAH DIRECTIONS COMING FROM WITHIN.
Mbok MENAH
My children ... what is this anyway, it sounds fuss! There what? (MBok Menah Then came Klenting Yellow)
Well ... who is this? Beautiful once you nduk ...?
K.KUNING
Mbok penggembara ... I was a ... I do not have the parents do not have a home ... I live alone ... so please help mbok, my family wanted to be here, please ......
Mbok MENAH
Plis ...? Plis iku opo to nduk?
(MBok Menah ask their children)
K.ABANG
Alaah ... never mind mbok! There is no point in responding to him.
K.UNGU
Yes our house anyways ... khan is full with mbok woman, her room is just right!
K.ABANG
What is it, who want to meet?
K.KUNING
I ... I ... I was a homeless wanderer. I also do not have parents. I begged my brother make you ... please ...
K.IJO
What? Want to ride here? Sorry! is not no place.
K.UNGU
Yes! You better find somewhere else! Here the place was full! Let's go there!
K.KUNING
Please ... I beg you ... I want to be told what deh ... please ...
K.ABANG
Plas plis plis plas! Ngomongnya just weird already there go alone! Not level!
BUT STILL FORCED TO YELLOW KLENTING commotion. Mbok MENAH DIRECTIONS COMING FROM WITHIN.
Mbok MENAH
My children ... what is this anyway, it sounds fuss! There what? (MBok Menah Then came Klenting Yellow)
Well ... who is this? Beautiful once you nduk ...?
K.KUNING
Mbok penggembara ... I was a ... I do not have the parents do not have a home ... I live alone ... so please help mbok, my family wanted to be here, please ......
Mbok MENAH
Plis ...? Plis iku opo to nduk?
(MBok Menah ask their children)
K.ABANG
Alaah ... never mind mbok! There is no point in responding to him.
K.UNGU
Yes our house anyways ... khan is full with mbok woman, her room is just right!
Mbok MENAH
Ever, do not fuss! Mbok more confused ya. (that leads to the Klenting Yellow) Nduk Cah Ayu ... Simbok let you stay here. But you have to help out here huh?
K.KUNING
Wuah ...! Thank you ... thank you mbok! (kissing the hand of the mbok many times and others klenting Feel uncomfortable)
Mbok MENAH
Yeah ... yeah ... yeah ... uh, but anyway who namamunduk?
K.KUNING
I do not know! (K. Yellow looks confused)
Mbok MENAH
Yes I have ... already ... (tempo) mmm ... because yellow-yellow clothes so I give you the name ... Klenting Yellow.
THE OTHERS FEEL KLENTING pedantic, BUT YELLOW KLENTING happy.
Mbok MENAH
Well you now to join your brothers. Go there!...
Ever, do not fuss! Mbok more confused ya. (that leads to the Klenting Yellow) Nduk Cah Ayu ... Simbok let you stay here. But you have to help out here huh?
K.KUNING
Wuah ...! Thank you ... thank you mbok! (kissing the hand of the mbok many times and others klenting Feel uncomfortable)
Mbok MENAH
Yeah ... yeah ... yeah ... uh, but anyway who namamunduk?
K.KUNING
I do not know! (K. Yellow looks confused)
Mbok MENAH
Yes I have ... already ... (tempo) mmm ... because yellow-yellow clothes so I give you the name ... Klenting Yellow.
THE OTHERS FEEL KLENTING pedantic, BUT YELLOW KLENTING happy.
Mbok MENAH
Well you now to join your brothers. Go there!...
K.KUNING
Mbok good ......
MUSIC gising JAVA / MIXED SARI. Mbok MENAH KLENTING YELLOW AND EXIT STAGE.
scene II
EMPTY STAGE, WHILE IN YELLOW KLENTING SWEEPS.
K.KUNING
The audience, I am sooooooo grateful, because I now have a house, but my brothers did not menjag aka squalid home hygiene. Although I was treated like a maid, it's okay, as long as my goal to find Kakang INU Kertapati tersampai.Tapi I wonder, audience, my brothers-that strange strange behavior when I clean their room, say finding butts rokok.Kemarin night, I found bottles Birdi their rooms, and they often return malam.Tetapi mBok ini.Pasti menah not know it was due to wrong association.
Mbok good ......
MUSIC gising JAVA / MIXED SARI. Mbok MENAH KLENTING YELLOW AND EXIT STAGE.
scene II
EMPTY STAGE, WHILE IN YELLOW KLENTING SWEEPS.
K.KUNING
The audience, I am sooooooo grateful, because I now have a house, but my brothers did not menjag aka squalid home hygiene. Although I was treated like a maid, it's okay, as long as my goal to find Kakang INU Kertapati tersampai.Tapi I wonder, audience, my brothers-that strange strange behavior when I clean their room, say finding butts rokok.Kemarin night, I found bottles Birdi their rooms, and they often return malam.Tetapi mBok ini.Pasti menah not know it was due to wrong association.
Suddenly
heard LOUD MUSIC,
THE STAGE
WITH ENTRY
KLENTING TYPICAL
CHARACTERISTICS EACH.
THERE ARE
SMOKING, BRING
BEER BOTTLE
WHILE walking
unsteadily.
K.ABANG
Heh, Klenting Yellow! The mBok where? (said crossly)
K.KUNING
There in the ...
K.ABANG
Yeah ... already!
KLENTING EXIT STAGE ALONG THE LOUD MUSIC. KLENTING YELLOW PASS sweep. THEN COME HELP mbok MENAH KLENTING YELLOW. TV ANNOUNCER THEN COME BRING AN ANNOUNCEMENT.
PY.TV
Merchandise announcements ....... who feel women and meet the requirements, a youth from across the village to find a mate to be his companion.
Mbok MENAH
Wuah! This is just great news! (tempo) of my children! Klenting Abang ... Klenting Ijo ... Klenting ... Klenting Blue Purple ...! Let's all here!
KLENTING IN THE STAGE.
choir
What is it mBok?
Mbok MENAH
Listen Nduk ... Cah Ayu! Just been broadcast on TV through sekilat info, that Si Ande-ande Lumuten, eh wrong .... Ande-ande Lumut mighty men looking for a wife. This is an opportunity for you! Come quickly! You guys get going! Later trigger registration closes! Let's quickly go!
ALL KLENTING seem very happy.
K.KUNING
Mbok, what about me?
K.ABANG
Heh, you're at home alone! Simbok same!
K.IJO
Yeah, anyways not level! Ande-ande moss will not accept you, you know!
K.ABANG
Heh, Klenting Yellow! The mBok where? (said crossly)
K.KUNING
There in the ...
K.ABANG
Yeah ... already!
KLENTING EXIT STAGE ALONG THE LOUD MUSIC. KLENTING YELLOW PASS sweep. THEN COME HELP mbok MENAH KLENTING YELLOW. TV ANNOUNCER THEN COME BRING AN ANNOUNCEMENT.
PY.TV
Merchandise announcements ....... who feel women and meet the requirements, a youth from across the village to find a mate to be his companion.
Mbok MENAH
Wuah! This is just great news! (tempo) of my children! Klenting Abang ... Klenting Ijo ... Klenting ... Klenting Blue Purple ...! Let's all here!
KLENTING IN THE STAGE.
choir
What is it mBok?
Mbok MENAH
Listen Nduk ... Cah Ayu! Just been broadcast on TV through sekilat info, that Si Ande-ande Lumuten, eh wrong .... Ande-ande Lumut mighty men looking for a wife. This is an opportunity for you! Come quickly! You guys get going! Later trigger registration closes! Let's quickly go!
ALL KLENTING seem very happy.
K.KUNING
Mbok, what about me?
K.ABANG
Heh, you're at home alone! Simbok same!
K.IJO
Yeah, anyways not level! Ande-ande moss will not accept you, you know!
mbok MENAH
Iya nduk ..., You at home alone, equally simbok.
KLENTING YELLOW grumbling.
K.ABANG
Yes already mbok, we departed ya!
K.UNGU
Please blessing, Mbok!
Mbok MENAH
Yes already, there departed!
PARA KLENTING OUT STILTS ALONG with the MUSIK KERAS.PANGGUNG EMPTY.
scenes III
YUYU Kangkang SIGN IN STILTS CASUAL dancers-Joget, ALONG with the MUSIK CAMPUR SARI BOAT SCREEN. Amid HE dancers, pinched his butt HAPPEN SUPITNYA OWN.
YUYU K (accent Madura)
Ouch ... ouch ... Oh ... pantesan! Apparently my ass kejepit supitku its own. (tempo). then yuyu straddle sit on the edge of the stage while celingak-celinguk. Kok deserted yes, tumben, from morning until noon has not been exist penglarais!
THEN THE STAGE IN KLENTING.
K.ABANG
Wow ... really quiet, where the boat?
ALL KLENTING SO DIN LOOKING BOAT, suddenly came YUYU straddle OFFER SERVICE.
YUYU K
Duh childhood ... ladies are beautiful is going ta iya?
K.IJO
Well ... there happens to straddle crab. (headed to direction of yuyu kangkang) Yuyu kangkang which good and saucy, please dong! We-we this disabrangkan to the village other side of, because we want to meet Ande-ande Lumut.
YUYU K
Oh ... Mau flying to Desa Dadapan. Mau meet with Nde-Ande Lumuten ta iya? It's OK as long as I paid 1 million per person, how? (while berekpresi cuek)
K.ABANG
Wah, is expensive once, we do not have the money as much as it.
Iya nduk ..., You at home alone, equally simbok.
KLENTING YELLOW grumbling.
K.ABANG
Yes already mbok, we departed ya!
K.UNGU
Please blessing, Mbok!
Mbok MENAH
Yes already, there departed!
PARA KLENTING OUT STILTS ALONG with the MUSIK KERAS.PANGGUNG EMPTY.
scenes III
YUYU Kangkang SIGN IN STILTS CASUAL dancers-Joget, ALONG with the MUSIK CAMPUR SARI BOAT SCREEN. Amid HE dancers, pinched his butt HAPPEN SUPITNYA OWN.
YUYU K (accent Madura)
Ouch ... ouch ... Oh ... pantesan! Apparently my ass kejepit supitku its own. (tempo). then yuyu straddle sit on the edge of the stage while celingak-celinguk. Kok deserted yes, tumben, from morning until noon has not been exist penglarais!
THEN THE STAGE IN KLENTING.
K.ABANG
Wow ... really quiet, where the boat?
ALL KLENTING SO DIN LOOKING BOAT, suddenly came YUYU straddle OFFER SERVICE.
YUYU K
Duh childhood ... ladies are beautiful is going ta iya?
K.IJO
Well ... there happens to straddle crab. (headed to direction of yuyu kangkang) Yuyu kangkang which good and saucy, please dong! We-we this disabrangkan to the village other side of, because we want to meet Ande-ande Lumut.
YUYU K
Oh ... Mau flying to Desa Dadapan. Mau meet with Nde-Ande Lumuten ta iya? It's OK as long as I paid 1 million per person, how? (while berekpresi cuek)
K.ABANG
Wah, is expensive once, we do not have the money as much as it.
YUYU K
Whoa ... if you do not want so be it, just do not stay away!
ALL KLENTING seems CONFUSION.
K.ABANG
Eh ... eh! Wait! (Approach and seduce her crotch crab) Yuyu ... you straddle it well and handsome! Please dong ... we assisted, free occasionally it does nothing.
YUYU straddle courted BECAUSE THE PREVIOUS GR SHOCK AND SO ANGRY.
YUYU K
What?!! Free?!! Duh ... ouch ... these days no one is free deck, sampeyan do not go around saying the same begiti me!
YUYU straddle berekpresi THINK, THE KLENTING LOOKS CONFUSED AND DISAPPOINTED.
YUYU K
Mmm ... yak! I have a way out, deck.
choir
How ... how ....???
YUYU K
Here's a way out. (Klenting approached the crab straddle) once it gets across the same ... I'm disun sampeyan everything. How?
KLENTING FEEL THE SHOCK AND CONFUSED THEY HOLD A MEETING BRIEFS kemudin.
K.ABANG
Well, we agree. Anyway we soon get there!
YUYU K okay ... okay.
SARI SOUNDS MUSIC MIX BOAT SCREEN. YUYU straddle KLENTING OUT AND THE STAGE. YUYU straddle ENTRY
STAGE AGAIN.
YUYU K
Wuah terrible ... kiss!
THEN SIGN IN WITH A CONFUSED LOOK YELLOW KLENTING PERAHU.KEMUDIAN YUYU straddle DIRECT OFFER SERVICE.
Whoa ... if you do not want so be it, just do not stay away!
ALL KLENTING seems CONFUSION.
K.ABANG
Eh ... eh! Wait! (Approach and seduce her crotch crab) Yuyu ... you straddle it well and handsome! Please dong ... we assisted, free occasionally it does nothing.
YUYU straddle courted BECAUSE THE PREVIOUS GR SHOCK AND SO ANGRY.
YUYU K
What?!! Free?!! Duh ... ouch ... these days no one is free deck, sampeyan do not go around saying the same begiti me!
YUYU straddle berekpresi THINK, THE KLENTING LOOKS CONFUSED AND DISAPPOINTED.
YUYU K
Mmm ... yak! I have a way out, deck.
choir
How ... how ....???
YUYU K
Here's a way out. (Klenting approached the crab straddle) once it gets across the same ... I'm disun sampeyan everything. How?
KLENTING FEEL THE SHOCK AND CONFUSED THEY HOLD A MEETING BRIEFS kemudin.
K.ABANG
Well, we agree. Anyway we soon get there!
YUYU K okay ... okay.
SARI SOUNDS MUSIC MIX BOAT SCREEN. YUYU straddle KLENTING OUT AND THE STAGE. YUYU straddle ENTRY
STAGE AGAIN.
YUYU K
Wuah terrible ... kiss!
THEN SIGN IN WITH A CONFUSED LOOK YELLOW KLENTING PERAHU.KEMUDIAN YUYU straddle DIRECT OFFER SERVICE.
YUYU K
Hey ...! Beautiful lady! Sampeyan definitely want to cross it? Had not no boat here, all the boat sank to the bottom of the sea! What if I sebrangkan? But his wages left right cheek kiss, how?
YELLOW KLENTING CONFUSED moment, then agreed.
K. YELLOW
Well I agree.
YUYU K
Okay ...! Okay ...!
SARI BOAT SONG SOUNDS MIX SCREEN, BUT BEFORE arrived at the destination, KLENTING YELLOW QUICK QUICK-smearing POOP FACE AND HAND WITH, SO MAKE YUYU straddle feel uncomfortable.
YUYU K
Duh smell what child is this? (Turning towards klenting kuninng) duh ... oh the smell apparently sampeyan. It's go there! I am dizzy!
YUYU straddle EXIT STAGE WHILE THEN giggled BERLARI.KLENTING YELLOW STAGE TO OUTSIDE ALSO.
Scenes IV
Ande-Ande Lumut mbok RONDO IN STAGE TOGETHER AND BRING assistant LARGE MAP AND PENCIL.
Hey ...! Beautiful lady! Sampeyan definitely want to cross it? Had not no boat here, all the boat sank to the bottom of the sea! What if I sebrangkan? But his wages left right cheek kiss, how?
YELLOW KLENTING CONFUSED moment, then agreed.
K. YELLOW
Well I agree.
YUYU K
Okay ...! Okay ...!
SARI BOAT SONG SOUNDS MIX SCREEN, BUT BEFORE arrived at the destination, KLENTING YELLOW QUICK QUICK-smearing POOP FACE AND HAND WITH, SO MAKE YUYU straddle feel uncomfortable.
YUYU K
Duh smell what child is this? (Turning towards klenting kuninng) duh ... oh the smell apparently sampeyan. It's go there! I am dizzy!
YUYU straddle EXIT STAGE WHILE THEN giggled BERLARI.KLENTING YELLOW STAGE TO OUTSIDE ALSO.
Scenes IV
Ande-Ande Lumut mbok RONDO IN STAGE TOGETHER AND BRING assistant LARGE MAP AND PENCIL.
A.LUMUT
Mbok ... how? How many women enroll?
M.RONDO
Ouch ... Le, simbok yo dont know, just the same tanyak assistant. I've paid for expensive, 1 semester Rp 1.500.000, - why could not give information.
ASSISTANT
Mbok corruption ... why the hell not, my fee is only Rp 100.000, - Rp 1.500.000 said, Let mistaken for gall-so ta.Masalah application information ... to this day, there have been 999 participants skipper.
A.LUMUT
Wuah ... pretty buanyak also yes .... How about today.
ASSISTANT
Until this moment, we are still waiting.
Mbok ... how? How many women enroll?
M.RONDO
Ouch ... Le, simbok yo dont know, just the same tanyak assistant. I've paid for expensive, 1 semester Rp 1.500.000, - why could not give information.
ASSISTANT
Mbok corruption ... why the hell not, my fee is only Rp 100.000, - Rp 1.500.000 said, Let mistaken for gall-so ta.Masalah application information ... to this day, there have been 999 participants skipper.
A.LUMUT
Wuah ... pretty buanyak also yes .... How about today.
ASSISTANT
Until this moment, we are still waiting.
M.RONDO
Kowe tenants ta iki wis dying, why the hell wait a little, we wait until a lot of girls who apply.
TIBA-TIBA SARI SOUNDS MUSIC MIX, bridesmaid THE COMING KLENTING
choir
Kulonuwun ... spada ...
M.RONDO
There, Ten. Try seen, maybe ... it wants to apply.
Yes let-let's assistant please go ladies pretty sure this would apply skipper Ande-ande moss.
K.ABANG
Assistant's right, we want to register.
ASSISTANT
Should ... be ... but there are some requirements, what condition mbok?
M.RONDO
How the hell are you, Ten. Wong notes are complete and reduced photographed copy again, you forget .... time period UAS yesterday for ngrepek your right.
ASSISTANT
Oh yeah I remember mbok there in your pocket, eh ... anyway ngrepek problem iku know mbok next class, never caught lecturer Mr Nur Wachid, it embarrassed mbok ya ya ...
M.RONDO
Uh ... iku secret, already read are the requirements.
K.UNGU
Well why use terms like ngelamar job all alone.
K.ABANG
Mr. assistants ... you do not doubt we dong .... What we kuranbg beautiful?
ASSISTANT
Heh ...! Do not nag ya ....! If you do not want to go away from here!
choir
Uh yeah ... yeah ...! We promise to comply with all the requirements!
ALL KLENTING DIN
ASSISTANT
Uh ... everything, listen carefully ya ..
Terms 1
Kowe tenants ta iki wis dying, why the hell wait a little, we wait until a lot of girls who apply.
TIBA-TIBA SARI SOUNDS MUSIC MIX, bridesmaid THE COMING KLENTING
choir
Kulonuwun ... spada ...
M.RONDO
There, Ten. Try seen, maybe ... it wants to apply.
Yes let-let's assistant please go ladies pretty sure this would apply skipper Ande-ande moss.
K.ABANG
Assistant's right, we want to register.
ASSISTANT
Should ... be ... but there are some requirements, what condition mbok?
M.RONDO
How the hell are you, Ten. Wong notes are complete and reduced photographed copy again, you forget .... time period UAS yesterday for ngrepek your right.
ASSISTANT
Oh yeah I remember mbok there in your pocket, eh ... anyway ngrepek problem iku know mbok next class, never caught lecturer Mr Nur Wachid, it embarrassed mbok ya ya ...
M.RONDO
Uh ... iku secret, already read are the requirements.
K.UNGU
Well why use terms like ngelamar job all alone.
K.ABANG
Mr. assistants ... you do not doubt we dong .... What we kuranbg beautiful?
ASSISTANT
Heh ...! Do not nag ya ....! If you do not want to go away from here!
choir
Uh yeah ... yeah ...! We promise to comply with all the requirements!
ALL KLENTING DIN
ASSISTANT
Uh ... everything, listen carefully ya ..
Terms 1
Must
be beautiful, and
I pass
the PPL
of Pak
Pri acc.
Terms 2
Alias must be able to sing melodious voice and an A
Terms 3
Should follow medical tests, could run 100 meters without breathing and the value of A from Mr. Mungit.
Terms 4
Lips should be full and not chipped, articulation should be clear. Let that be nice right old-apain.
How are jalas requirements. I call participant 1 klenting Abang ....
KLENTING FORWARD ALL IN ONE AT A TIME TESTED BY mbok RONDO Dadapan.
ASSISTANT
Time for Announcement!...
Terms 2
Alias must be able to sing melodious voice and an A
Terms 3
Should follow medical tests, could run 100 meters without breathing and the value of A from Mr. Mungit.
Terms 4
Lips should be full and not chipped, articulation should be clear. Let that be nice right old-apain.
How are jalas requirements. I call participant 1 klenting Abang ....
KLENTING FORWARD ALL IN ONE AT A TIME TESTED BY mbok RONDO Dadapan.
ASSISTANT
Time for Announcement!...
ALL
KLENTING -
KLENTING DIN,
FEELING HIMSELF
ELECTED THEN
COME WITH
HOMELY KLENTING
YELLOW.
K.KUNING
Kulonuwun ... spada ... excuse me ... I ... want to enroll.
ASSISTANT
Please ... please ..., but like the other participants, ladies must meet the same strict as some other participants, the following requirements
Terms 1
Must be beautiful, and I pass the PPL of Pak Pri acc.
Terms 2
Alias must be able to sing melodious voice and an A
Terms 3
Should follow medical tests, could run 100 meters without breathing and the value of A from Mr. Mungit.
Terms 4
Lips should be full and not chipped, articulation should be clear. Let that be nice right old-apain.
Mbok there are girls who want to apply again, but its odor is another mbok nyoss mak ... Are you ready.
THEN mbok RONDO MAKE TESTS TO KLENTING YELLOW.
M.RONDO
Ouch what the smell is, nduk see your feet, you may nginjak shit, eh it that you smell really bad.
K.KUNING
Kulonuwun ... spada ... excuse me ... I ... want to enroll.
ASSISTANT
Please ... please ..., but like the other participants, ladies must meet the same strict as some other participants, the following requirements
Terms 1
Must be beautiful, and I pass the PPL of Pak Pri acc.
Terms 2
Alias must be able to sing melodious voice and an A
Terms 3
Should follow medical tests, could run 100 meters without breathing and the value of A from Mr. Mungit.
Terms 4
Lips should be full and not chipped, articulation should be clear. Let that be nice right old-apain.
Mbok there are girls who want to apply again, but its odor is another mbok nyoss mak ... Are you ready.
THEN mbok RONDO MAKE TESTS TO KLENTING YELLOW.
M.RONDO
Ouch what the smell is, nduk see your feet, you may nginjak shit, eh it that you smell really bad.
THEN
mbok RONDO,
ASSISTANT AND
Ande-Ande
Lumut MEETING, WHICH
WILL BE CHOSEN
GIRL Ande-Ande
Lumut.
ASSISTANT
Time for the announcement, based on the triangular meeting between me, mbok skipper rondo and ande-ande moss, then the decision is the result .......
KLENTING ABANG
From the test results, you are exposed to the HIV virus.
KLENTING BLUE
From the test results you are smoking and drinking-miniman hard, due salh socially.
KLENTING IJO
From the test results, and ... you've seen of physical paerutmu thin and large, you are exposed to intestinal worms.
KLENTING PURPLE
From the test results, you are exposed to anemia .... And the pale look of your face.
So in conclusion, all can not maintain health, so everything is unacceptable and cheeks look sun yuyu former straddle.
Klenting yellow ... you are free from disease testing results, so yours is selected.
YELLOW KLENTING WELCOMED BY STANDING DIRECTLY Ande-Ande Lumut.
A. moss
Diajeng ... eventually you find.
ENDS
ASSISTANT
Time for the announcement, based on the triangular meeting between me, mbok skipper rondo and ande-ande moss, then the decision is the result .......
KLENTING ABANG
From the test results, you are exposed to the HIV virus.
KLENTING BLUE
From the test results you are smoking and drinking-miniman hard, due salh socially.
KLENTING IJO
From the test results, and ... you've seen of physical paerutmu thin and large, you are exposed to intestinal worms.
KLENTING PURPLE
From the test results, you are exposed to anemia .... And the pale look of your face.
So in conclusion, all can not maintain health, so everything is unacceptable and cheeks look sun yuyu former straddle.
Klenting yellow ... you are free from disease testing results, so yours is selected.
YELLOW KLENTING WELCOMED BY STANDING DIRECTLY Ande-Ande Lumut.
A. moss
Diajeng ... eventually you find.
ENDS
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